THE TENSION TAMER EFFECT

So here's what I've figured out. A three hour nap, combined with tension tamer tea, makes for one really upset stomache :( Ugh. And I'ma thinking that it's because I'm just too relaxed. All my normal tension levels, the ones that I use simply to exist from day to day, have dropped drastically due to that lethal combination that I described above. Add in a couple brownies and it's a miracle that I'm not throwing up right now! Too much tension in one's life is a bad thing, but no tension is nearly as bad! If I was as relaxed as a cat all the time, I'd never be able to get out of bed. Actually, I don't even know how I made it from the couch to this chair, and I certainly don't want to have to contemplate how I'm going to get from this chair to my bed! Any sort of movement makes my stomache flip, and that has got to be one of the ugliest feelings that a person can experience. Somersaults are not meant to happen inside of a person! That is why recess was created and kids were forced to endure the bitter -40 temperatures of Saskatchewan winters every day. So that they could get the somersaults out of their systems! And if I really wanted to experience the thrills that flipping can create, I'd have become an acrobat. And do I look like an acrobat? Have I ever given the impression that I've always wanted to be an acrobat? I DON'T THINK SO! And so what can I learn from this? Never combine three favorite things at once. Too much favorite can be seriously disturbing. Never nap for three hours if planning to spend a relaxing evening at home later on. Thirdly, never have brownies and tea at the same time unless the tea is plain old red rose! Tension tamer has way too much stuff in it, it's like a dessert on its own! And finally - and maybe most important - if you happen to be stupid and you do combine all three things within a couple hours, never, NEVER, move away from the couch you're sitting on!